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I don't want to be needing your love,
I just wanna be (knee) deep in your love
And its gonna be when you're away
Oh Baby,
Coz I really don't care where you are
I just wanna be there where you are
I gotta get one little taste
You're sugar, yes please
Would you come and pour it down on me?
....I like my version better :p @daveH
I just wanna be (knee) deep in your love
And its gonna be when you're away
Oh Baby,
Coz I really don't care where you are
I just wanna be there where you are
I gotta get one little taste
You're sugar, yes please
Would you come and pour it down on me?
....I like my version better :p @daveH
Yep, I've had lunch with him a few times, he's funny as hell in person.
It helped that none of the actors could get close to his intimidation level, theres learning lines in a script and then theres just freestyling being a total aggro c*nt. Just thinking about going back to recruit course makes me sick in the stomach, not just because my whole company got food poisoning either, mainly because I hate drill and making my bed.
http://terminallance.com/
Yea, the thought of basic training , AIT or Pathfinder school doesn't look as appealing as it did 35 years ago, lol.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
Anything we do or say when we have PMS is null and void and cannot be used against us :rofl
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