You've gotta love kids and the way they make sense of things. My niece is at that age where she notices everything and asks lots of questions in a loud voice without any sense of appropriateness.
Excerpt from a message my sister put on her facebook page: "Had a ground swallowing you up whole moment yesterday. We were waiting in a cafe for our coffee order, when a 6'2" transvestite complete with badly fitted high heels and facial stubble walked in, ordered their coffee in a deep voice then stood next to me and my chatty three year old. Said three year old after what seemed like an interminably long time of abrupt silence states loudly "MUMMY why is that man wearing a dress?"
Yep... writing was on the wall with that one"
LOL, reminded me of when we were at the shops and a rather large old lady shuffled past with her walker and was smiling at her, so she starts singing 'Waddle waddle', the words from a song she knows about a duck. My sister and I held our composure until the old lady was a small distance away, then I had to go behind a close rack and bite my hand to stop myself from laughing hysterically.