Prank Calls For You Guys :)
So the radio show does not look like it is going to be happening for a bit - but fear not my friends, I have found some old calls I made.
Bird - Uncle Bing. I ring up a store and tell them I sucked my pet budgie into the vacuum by accident. Keep an ear out for the mouth to mouth I give the bird and the bird exploding WHILST talking to the sales person!
Hotel Bitch - Myself. This one is not really that funny... Woman was really upset though.
Piano - Dandu Fogandi. I ring up pretending to be an Aboriginal musician and try to buy a Piano for my pet Goanna to play.
Self Defence - Uncle Bing. I ring up a self defence class my wife was taking telling the guy my woes. I wanted to learn self defence because of people making fun of my penis.
South African Pornstar - Liqui Queliki. I ring up trying to rent a room to shoot a bestiality porn film.
Bird - Uncle Bing. I ring up a store and tell them I sucked my pet budgie into the vacuum by accident. Keep an ear out for the mouth to mouth I give the bird and the bird exploding WHILST talking to the sales person!
Hotel Bitch - Myself. This one is not really that funny... Woman was really upset though.
Piano - Dandu Fogandi. I ring up pretending to be an Aboriginal musician and try to buy a Piano for my pet Goanna to play.
Self Defence - Uncle Bing. I ring up a self defence class my wife was taking telling the guy my woes. I wanted to learn self defence because of people making fun of my penis.
South African Pornstar - Liqui Queliki. I ring up trying to rent a room to shoot a bestiality porn film.
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