They would jack the jail up and put our asses under it if we tried, lol.
We had a Sulfur Crested about 20 years ago. I became allergic and had to get rid of Mick, he was a damn cool pet though. They make a lot of dander and I couldn't go into his room because of it. A friend of mine has a pair of Palm Cockatoos and they're something to behold, 1 metre tall and he can snip a broom handle like we'd break a match stick. I used to go over to the aviary and the male would start screaming "ROB ROB ROB". Nobody else could hold him but me.